Gender Reversal Day was yesterday? And it’s Stephanie Plum, not Samuel? Oh…. In conclusion, I’ll say that Samuel Plum is a fucktarded asshat who should be beaten with….Oh, wait. If this was some kind of comic farce, then I could see how a loser getting humiliated by the fugitives he’s supposed to be chasing would be funny, but that kind of goes out the window with the psychotic rapist boxer thing and people getting shot due to Samuel’s utter failure as a bounty hunter. Samuel is such a nitwit that I have no idea how I’m supposed to relate or sympathize with him. He also steals Jane’s car when he gets tired of driving his own piece of shit so even though he’s supposedly on the side of law and order, he’s guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and grand theft auto. He also seems to be criminally negligent, and he probably should have been in prison already for running over a sex partner. Samuel is obviously a moron who has no business running around with a gun and hand cuffs. Plus, Samuel’s failure to report the boxer to the police for the attack on him because he doesn’t want to look weak allows two innocent people to be brutally raped and assaulted. Samuel also gets another person shot when a fugitive takes away his man purse with the gun while Samuel just stands there and allows it to happen. Things get even worse as Jane repeatedly shows up to humiliate him and then get away again. Rather than pull his gun on the boxer, he panics and hits her with his man purse. Samuel’s inexperience quickly gets him into more trouble after he gets assaulted by a female boxer who tries to rape him. He also allows his senile grandfather to get a hold of the gun because who doesn’t love it when the elderly start waving handguns around in a room full of family members?

So Samuel gets a pistol he doesn’t know how to use or even load. He almost immediately stumbles across Jane who basically laughs at him and walks away. Even though he has absolutely no experience or training in law enforcement or as a bounty hunter, Samuel decides he’s going to capture her. Since she never called him again, Samuel felt justified in running her over with a car and breaking her leg shortly after that.

There may be a personal revenge motive for Samuel in this because Jane is the girl who seduced him and took his virginity in high school. Desperate for cash, he blackmails his pervert cousin who runs a bail bonds agency into letting him go after a cop named Jane Morellie who was accused of murder and then skipped.

So Samuel Plum is an underwear buyer for a retail store who has recently lost his job. It’s Gender Reversal Day here on Goodreads as I review One for the Money.

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